That's when Captain America joined the HSGGToPAaah.Ĭaptain America wanted to start beating the crap out of Nazis, but Sanders said no. Sanders realized now that singing would not kill Nazis that easily. Realizing that his ultimate goal (death of all Nazis) was near, he sent the entire HSGGToPAaaH into Germany to fight! Only 100 of the original thousand came back alive. The HSGGToPAaaH was an official battalion for nearly a hundred years, and 3 seconds.ĭuring World War 2, Hitler had started another war. Many of the soldiers did not survive (mostly because the songs were that bad), but Sanders told them to grow up and keep going. They even did a tour around the country to inspire morale. He decided to name them the "Happy Singing Go Go Team of Pure Awesome and a Half".Ĭolonel Sanders turned his in-laws battalion into a thousand of the most miserable singing soldiers ever. Sanders was also given the right to name his battalion and use them for whatever he wanted, no matter how stupid their purpose was. Sanders was given the rank of "Colonel" and an entire battalion of a thousand soldiers under his command (neither of which he deserved). He shot lotsa Nazis and joined an UnAmerican special operations program dedicated to bringing down the Nazis. Afterwards, he realized God wanted him to act, and act he did. God gave him the following message: "Suck it, Nazi!" Sanders had no clue how to react, other than peeing his pants. Sanders was in the Nazi army for three years when suddenly, God appeared in front of him. Sanders met Hitler, and even shook hands with him. He was so popular, Hitler paid him a personal visit to taste the food for himself. Sanders never actually fought in any battles, but was very popular in his squad for his cooking skill. Sanders decided "Why not?", and signed right up. Germany had never really recovered from the War of 1812, and they needed more guys to act as cannon fodder. Then he saw an ad in the paper (they had newspapers back then) for Hitler's Nazi army. His shows were cancelled and he was reduced to nothing. Since the parade was being aired on live television, Everybody saw this. Then Elmo walked up and kicked Sanders in the crotch. ![]() Sanders was so proud of himself, he started a parade in his honor. He got a huge ego boost after a whole 7 people watched his shows ( 8 of which were relatives). Sanders went on to host three cooking TV shows about dueling and swearing, airing at midnight, 2 am, and 26 am respectively. Sanders was crowned king of potty-mouthed duelist chefs. While Gordon was asking " WHAT THE **** IS A **** YUEGEEOH DUEL, YOU **** ****?!", Sanders summoned Dark Magician and beat Gordon to a pulp. Sanders realized Gordon was holding him back, and challenged him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel. He eventually became the second best potty-mouth chef ever, beat only by Gordon himself. Sanders spent the next twelve years learning how to cook and swear. Gordon thought that was funny (being so thickheaded, he didn't feel a thing), and decided to teach Sanders the secrets of being a famous celebrity chef. Sanders agreed to obey, and smacked Gordon with a frying pan. Right away wasn't fast enough, so Gordon started cussing out Sanders. ![]() Sanders started training under Gordan right away. That's when he met Gordon Ramsay' s wife Life as a Cook He was just walking in circles around his old home, but Nobody told him that. Not really, but wouldn't that be AWESOME?! Anyways, Sanders kept journeying, wondering if he would ever find a place to call home. That's when the whole UnWorld exploded, killing Everybody. Three years later (being three years old), Sanders decided to call it quits. Harland Sanders was going on an adventure, never to return! He even packed a day's worth of food, just in case he didn't make it time for supper. After taking ten minutes of cruel abuse, he ran off to find a new home. He grew up with his evil stepmother and stepsisters. He is also a war hero of the Burger War, despite having nothing to do with it.Ĭolonel Sanders was born all the way back in the 1800s (making him extra old). He is currently considered to be the most UGLY successful man to ever start a fast food restaurant that doubled as a military regiment. There's no chicken like fried chicken! - Colonel Sanders There's no fried chicken like Kentucky Fried Chicken! - Colonel Sanders There's no Kentucky Fried Chicken like taking a chicken, and burning it alive until THERE'S NOTHING LEFT!!! Is that going too far? - Colonel SandersĬolonel Harland David Sanders was a colonel in the UnAmerican army and the head of the Kentucky Fried Chicken regiment. ![]() The chicken will come back to life and eat him
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